When a girl puts alkasalser in her mouth with water, and a dude puts his nads in her mouth.
This ball cuzzis feels good.
by tourettes1992 August 23, 2006
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A sexual act, where the man places his testicles in a warm bowl of water while his femaile counter part takes a straw and begins to blow bubbles under his testicles while giving him a hand job.
I couldnt stop laughing when she was giving me a ball-cuzzi
by Adegough August 01, 2008
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The act of submerging testicles into a lukewarm cup of water, and blowing bubbles into the cup with a straw
Don't use that cup, Lauren ballcuzzied Sabastian with it last night!
by O'Malley 104 October 11, 2009
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A man takes a can of sprite (sprite is used because it is the fizziest of soda's) and sticks it into the butthole of a woman. Once the woman's butthole is loose and doesn't close up after removal of the can, open the sprite, and pour it into the woman's butthole. Then, while the sprite fizzes, dip your balls into the fizzy sprite butthole, and complete the ballcuzzi
Man I ballcuzzied the shit out of that whore last night
by ultimatepoon March 02, 2010
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After having your girl fill her mouth about half way with ginger ale, you tilt her head back and put your balls in her mouth, as she gargles the ginger ale, providing your balls with a nice, cold, carbonated tingling sensation.

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Jake asked Amber for a ballcuzzi, but she denied. Apparently she isn't a fan of fellatio.
by Master of the Cuzzi August 02, 2009
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3/4 fill a nice China tea pot with warm water and bubble bath ,then place your balls in said tea pot and get your partner to gently blow down the spout ,creating a warm soapy lather for your plumbs to soak in :)
After going balls deep , my balls needed a relaxing soak in the ball cuzzi
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when some dude drops his sack (small enough to fit in a cup) in a cup of warm liquid (orange fanta is the best) while some chick is blowing air through a straw... its better when at the same time she gives your penis a good pull
Megan's breath smelled like Orange Fanta after she gave Oliver a ballcuzzi.
by Samyouel23 July 05, 2006
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