Ball Parked 

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.

Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!

Ball Parked by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

Ball Parked My Beef 

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

Ball Parked My Beef by MycoJester September 12, 2021

ballparked 

The way one feels after sitting for an entire afternoon in the sun eating peanuts, drinking beer, and absorbing anough UV for a healthy red hue which will peel heavily in several days. Excessive dehydration compounds the general ballparked feeling.

Tami felt pretty ballparked after drinking martinis and falling asleep in the dirt.

After a a trip to the tanning salon, a liter of beam and seven hours of dry humping a college freshman, craig came home looking pretty ballparked.

ballparked by Deeznutts October 15, 2005