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Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
A soccer move found in Norway, where a person kicks a ball with a foot. This move can be done with both feet and if the ball lands in the goal everybody yells JA!
Ball kick by Johninator March 21, 2013

Ball-Kickingly 

An adjective used to describe pain
"I am only a ball-kickingly 10 cents short to pay for my Dane Cook DVD"

"Ew. Dane Cook is ball-kickingly brutal"
Ball-Kickingly by delfnies March 25, 2010

National ball kicking day 

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad
Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day

Ball Kicking Feet 

A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.
Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually

Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?

Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?

Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!

kick ball month 

in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
did you hear its kick ball month in november?’