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ball crust 

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A crusty substance coming off of some guy's balls. This is an advanced stage of crotch rot. It mostly comes from not showering, not cleaning your balls or wearing the same boxers/tighty whities for weeks, even months.
Guy: What the hell is all that nasty crusty stuff coming out of that guy's pant leg?
Other Guy: Aww dude... he has a serious condition of ball crust. I bet his boxers have fused with his scrotum by now considering the output of the crust.
Towelie: Wanna go get high?
ball crust by Mark O. S. September 21, 2005
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Cluster Ball 

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A group of people in a kissing orgy clumped together in a sphere like orb
they were having a dandy time in the cluster ball
Cluster Ball by Ryan Church III November 3, 2009
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balltrust 

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A term used to describe the most ultimate form of trust that a man can ever bestow on another man.
Balltrust takes place when a guy trusts another guy SO MUCH that, if it came down to it, he would trust this man with his own testicles. This form of trust is very rare because a man is never as vulnerable as when his nuts are on the line.
1. (verb) Jake: Aww, did you leave that last beer for me?
Pip: Yep. I saw your classic signature on the side.
Jake: Thanks man! I f***in' BALLTRUST you! :)

2. (verb) Jake (after walking in on Pip bangin' Jake's girlfriend): But, dude! I BALLTRUSTED you!

3. (noun) Billy: You thought Pip was just helping her with homework?
Jake: Yeah.
Billy: Dude. That's a massive amount of BALLTRUST!
balltrust by JBrenneman June 13, 2010
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ballcrusher0 

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A favorite mutual of mine, ballcrusher0 makes very quality, sometimes scary content, all i and many others stand for and agree with
Ballcrusher0 just posted his among us poppit! How entertaining and thought provoking
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ballcrushers 

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Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.
The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.
ballcrushers by Dr Dougalstein May 13, 2008
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ballcrusher0 

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A favorite mutual of mine, ballcrusher0 makes very quality, sometimes scary content, all i and many others stand for and agree with
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Ballcrusher 

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Those pointy things on amusement park rides that cause great pain to the testicles
"My balls hurt for hours after I went on a ride with a ballcrusher."
Ballcrusher by Derfan123 May 2, 2024
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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