ball crust

A crusty substance coming off of some guy's balls. This is an advanced stage of crotch rot. It mostly comes from not showering, not cleaning your balls or wearing the same boxers/tighty whities for weeks, even months.

Guy: What the hell is all that nasty crusty stuff coming out of that guy's pant leg?
Other Guy: Aww dude... he has a serious condition of ball crust. I bet his boxers have fused with his scrotum by now considering the output of the crust.
Towelie: Wanna go get high?

by Mark O. S. September 21, 2005

Cluster Ball

A group of people in a kissing orgy clumped together in a sphere like orb

they were having a dandy time in the cluster ball

by Ryan Church III November 3, 2009

balltrust

A term used to describe the most ultimate form of trust that a man can ever bestow on another man.
Balltrust takes place when a guy trusts another guy SO MUCH that, if it came down to it, he would trust this man with his own testicles. This form of trust is very rare because a man is never as vulnerable as when his nuts are on the line.

1. (verb) Jake: Aww, did you leave that last beer for me?
Pip: Yep. I saw your classic signature on the side.
Jake: Thanks man! I f***in' BALLTRUST you! :)

2. (verb) Jake (after walking in on Pip bangin' Jake's girlfriend): But, dude! I BALLTRUSTED you!

3. (noun) Billy: You thought Pip was just helping her with homework?
Jake: Yeah.
Billy: Dude. That's a massive amount of BALLTRUST!

by JBrenneman June 13, 2010

ballcrusher0

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by Definitely not Michael Cera August 22, 2021

ballcrushers

Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.

The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.

by Dr Dougalstein May 13, 2008

ballcrusher0

A favorite mutual of mine, ballcrusher0 makes very quality, sometimes scary content, all i and many others stand for and agree with

Ballcrusher0 just posted his among us poppit! How entertaining and thought provoking

by Definitely not Michael Cera August 22, 2021

Ballcrusher

Those pointy things on amusement park rides that cause great pain to the testicles

"My balls hurt for hours after I went on a ride with a ballcrusher."

by Derfan123 May 2, 2024