Baldphobic: A term used by people of a follically challenged nature, to dismiss and discredit anyone or anything that they feel, inconveniences their lives or discriminates against their lack of wavy locks.
One friend to another...... "Hey, Slaphead! Are you coming for a drink? " Friend: "You cannot say that! That's Baldphobic....which is a hate crime'
Baldiphobic, also known as baldiphobia, is the hatred/fear of people without hair; bald people. Baldiphobic people do not like the sight of shaved heads.