While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 11, 2010
stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it
by madfunfrank September 30, 2013
duke depps bald head
a term used to convince duke depp to go bald
“hey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”
a term used to convince duke depp to go bald
“hey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”
by chloe depp March 20, 2021
last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.
or
kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.
or
kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.
by deucecaddy September 22, 2006
by amartinez November 3, 2010
by Hello I’m bob April 23, 2019
Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.
by Gollum May 25, 2006