bakery fresh

the state of being freshly baked

"They callin' me Bakery Fresh, because I'm so freshly baked, and you can't be layin a finger on tha money that I make..."

by bakery fresh March 24, 2006

dutch bakery

a variation of a Dutch Oven, where the couple has fresh baked goods underneath the covers with them

"She wouldn't agree to marry me untill i promised to give her a dutch bakery."

by Jared Ro February 6, 2006

Go to the bakery

To get baked.

Yo man, when are we going to the bakery?

I'm gonna go to the bakery tonight.

I called her up and she was at the bakery.

by bromie January 16, 2009

glovers bakery

the fictional bakery making quality lasagne and Thai curry.
ingredient monosodium gloverate has been known to cause parkinsons disease as well. Also has the secret ingredient tomgloverbiocarbons the secret ingredeint of the lasange...no joke!

Man:oh doc, that lasagne I just ate from glovers bakery was really nice,really well cooked.

Doctor: Indeed sir but I'm afraid you have parkinsons disease.
Man: Noooooooooooooo!

by Ms.Battydale September 27, 2007

fake bakery

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

by Neipo July 22, 2010

Zaykary the bakery

Zaykary the bakery is the best world class bakery, he sells you cum bread and n word passes. He also sells dildo cakes that you can eat and in the middle of the cake there is white syrup, there are two dildo cakes the white one which is small and the black one which is giant and cost one grand.

"Bruh do you wanna go to Zaykary the bakery i heard that they got a new item in their menu"

by LolzAykarythebaker December 2, 2019

whole bakery

it's like "no cap" but cooler

just like saying "whole cake" except the fact that it's not only one cake but a whole bakery

person 1: yo u for real bro?
person 2: whole bakery bro

by drinksumwater January 8, 2022