Baked sale

Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!

"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"

by A-wake January 15, 2015

salty bake sale

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.

by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

Russian Bake Sale

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.

Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts

by Bakky October 12, 2012

bake sale

refers to a girl who suffers from overweight issues. the term bake sale connotes directly to the amount of rolls the large girl possesses.

That bitch has enough rolls for every man, woman and child of this village. She is like a damn bake sale. Get 'em while they're hot.

by felix james October 21, 2007

Bake Sale

The confiscation of marijuana operations (small or big) by police and authorities in order to fund other department needs (ie- salaries etc.).

Looks like the cops are having a bake sale this week- 5 marijuana grows were raided and 300,000 dollars was confiscated.

by JuxtinOprhan November 26, 2014

San Francisco Bake Sale

An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.

Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...

by CosmoKramer April 28, 2008

Russian Bake Sale

Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.

Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!

by Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy October 12, 2012