bag jelly

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.

Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........

by shit taster July 30, 2009

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Jelly bags

The correct term for Breast implants.

"Michaela is so proud of her new Jelly bags, she can't wait to whip her top off down the pub"

by gluesniffer December 30, 2004

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Jelly-Bagging

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.

I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.

by DFLB November 03, 2014

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