bag jelly

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.

Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........

bag jelly by shit taster July 30, 2009

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

jelly bag

A vagina

I fucked her jelly bag

jelly bag by boomer2 October 16, 2003

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass 

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023