bad hair day

A day in which, despite normal styling efforts, one's hair looks bad, wrong or strange.

"Honey, why are you so late, and what's going on with your head?" "I'm just having a bad hair day."

by ilvexya February 24, 2004

bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)

I think you must be having a bad hair day.

by The Return of Light Joker July 14, 2010

bad hair day

When despite your'e best efforts you still look like a Cunt
or just a shite hair-do ,see Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton is a Permanent Bad Hair Day

by Jar Jar Stinks May 22, 2006

Bad Hair Day

When you ejaculate in or under your partner's hair, while they're asleep. So that it dries and they find it the next day.

"I'm going to give my girlfriend a bad hair day for leaving me high and dry"

by vhorezman October 23, 2018

Bad hair & face day.

When you have an extremely bad day, & you look really rough, and your hair goes wrong. and so does your make up. leaving you feeling really self conscious. :)

'Hey that Ellie Cheese Lester looks like she's having a Bad hair & face day.'

by EML94 October 28, 2009

bad hair day

When you sperm in someones hair and then use it as hair gel.

That guy just gave her a bad hair day!

by Mikey Jay March 13, 2008

bad hair day

The act where in the male receives fellatio by a female wearing a baseball hat and at the point of no return, releases himself into said baseball hat, then putting it back on her head and twisting it around Jorge Posada style.

Shes been in the shower for an hour cause he gave her the ol bad hair day.

by Krisza November 4, 2007