bacon bit 

a word fourth graders like to use instead of ‘bitch’

‘You’re such a bacon bit, Tracy!’

bacon bit by anonymous pickleperson February 18, 2021

bacon bit 

A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".

I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.

bacon bit by Ovary July 23, 2002

bacon bit 

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

bacon bit by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

Bacon Bit 

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

Bacon Bit by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

bacon bit 

very small tits

____has bacon bits

bacon bit by goldenbacon April 4, 2018

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit 

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

bacon bitch

Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.

See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.

bacon bitch by i hate cops August 8, 2006