Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box April 19, 2011

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back yard barn yard fuckfest

To have sex with everything and anything you could possibly find on a farm. Wile having sexual intercourse with said creature. Generally occurs in Alabama and other states of the same nature.

In Alabama they take part in back yard barn yard fuckfest

by fatty shatty November 19, 2014

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back-yard pup-tent sleep-over

A back-yard pup-tent sleep-over is when a guy invites a good boy friend over to party and spend the night sucking, fucking, and playing with each other's teen boners until they fall asleep -- then they wake up, take care of each other's morning wood, and then go inside and have eggs and waffles, fruit, and milk that your Mom made.

I had a lot of back-yard pup-tent sleep-overs when I was a younger teenager!

by USAF Cadet February 11, 2021

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