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bachelor chow 

On the now defunct cartoon "Futurama," Bachelor chow is the substance that the main character Phillip J. Fry eats with regularity. It comes in a large bag akin to Dog Chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. The bag advertises that Bachelor Chow is "Now with flavor!"
Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.
bachelor chow by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006
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bachelor chow 

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.
- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.
bachelor chow by Enward September 6, 2005

bachelor chow 

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.
A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.
bachelor chow by Danny B December 17, 2005

bachelor chow 

As advertised on billboards in Futurama.

Ingredients:

1 bowl of chili
1 handful of shredded cheese
1 egg, scrambled
1 handful of fritos
1 tabasco sauce.

Mix together in a large bowl and serve piping hot.
To say that bachelor chow sticks to your ribs is an understatement.
bachelor chow by uglygun November 14, 2004

bachelor chow 

Food that a sinlge man can't eat and stock in the house if he was living with a woman
hungry man tv dinners are my favorite bachelor chow
bachelor chow by Josh Bubba Anderson September 23, 2005

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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