babys head 

a turd emerging into outside air

i made it to the bowl just as the babys head came out

i blew one and felt the babys head

babys head by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Shampoo the babys head 

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

Shampoo the babys head by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007

Baby's Head 

Lancashire (where we talk proper): Baby's head. Noun, Steak (and sometimes kidney) pudding, especially when ordering from a chippy, and so called because of it's close resemblance to a baby's head. Most commonly ordered with Peas and gravy.

Correct pronunciation: "Babbiz yed"

Ey up lass I'll have Babbiz Yed (baby's head), peas & gravy twice, please.

Baby's Head by Leyther lad August 14, 2017

wet the baby's head 

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

wet the baby's head by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

baby head 

From mountain biking: A roundish rock, about the size and shape of a baby's head. Avoid running over it, or risk crashing.

Dude, did you see all those baby heads back there?

baby head by Brother Jethro August 30, 2004

Little baby head 

Little baby head is a word to describe a little newb on COD or a scrub or just telling someone they have a small baby's head

Your such a little baby head u hard scoper

Little baby head by Little baby head July 4, 2016

wet the baby's head 

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.

Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.

wet the baby's head by Phil Bool September 27, 2006