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baby muffin 

a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.
caitlin loves her baby muffin!
baby muffin by caitlinelizabeth November 19, 2007

baby muffin 

an infant muffin, not having yet gone through pan puberty. when you add more [eggs and milk to the batter.] still infantile.

i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.
bring me some some baby muffins, hoe!
baby muffin by murrygee January 1, 2008

muffin baby 

a pet name for a really cute boyfriend or girlfriend. simply just the names "muffin" and "baby" added together.
Girlfriend: "i love you more than anything!"
Boyfriend: "awwwweeee, muffin baby!!!!"
muffin baby by johnsmith369 August 14, 2009

My little muffin baby 

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026