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baby muffin 

The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)
Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?
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baby muffin 

a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.
caitlin loves her baby muffin!
baby muffin by caitlinelizabeth November 19, 2007

baby muffin 

an infant muffin, not having yet gone through pan puberty. when you [add more eggs and milk to the batter.] still infantile.

i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.
bring me some some baby muffins, hoe!
baby muffin by murrygee January 1, 2008

muffin baby 

a pet name for a really cute boyfriend or girlfriend. simply just the names "muffin" and "baby" added together.
Girlfriend: "i love you more than anything!"
Boyfriend: "awwwweeee, muffin baby!!!!"
muffin baby by johnsmith369 August 14, 2009

My little muffin baby 

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover
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