B.A.L
to blow a load!! in other words explode cum in a girls mouth or upon her poor face as she gags and moves on to the next guy. Bal= funniest fucking word ever!
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B.A.L.O.G.
1. Noun: An acronym meaning "Bring At Least One Girl". Typically applies to a party or other type of festive event, acting as an entry requirement or mission statement in order to avoid a sausage fest scenario. One of the rarest types of parties, but one of the most effective, making sure the girl to guy ratio at an event is relatively equal.
2. Verb: To balog/B.A.L.O.G./Balog/BALOG, is synonymous with to party, rage, attend and participate at a lit party or social gathering, typically with a large amount of females in attendance.
2. Verb: To balog/B.A.L.O.G./Balog/BALOG, is synonymous with to party, rage, attend and participate at a lit party or social gathering, typically with a large amount of females in attendance.
1. "Are you going to the B.A.L.O.G. at James' house? Make sure you bring a girl or you won't get in man!"
2. "Dude I'm gonna bring my girlfriend to James' and BALOG so hard!"
2. "Dude I'm gonna bring my girlfriend to James' and BALOG so hard!"
B.A.L.O.G. by TeetsMahoney August 17, 2016
B.A.L.L.A.T
B.A.L.L.A.T stands for bald and looks like a thumb. Some guys might shave their heads so that they get 0 bitches or to get rid of lice. Guys that have a name starting with J often shave their heads because of lice. Sometimes guys think they can shave away their problems, this is not true.
Girl: ew gross do you see Javi?
Other girl: yeah he's bald and ugglier.
Girl: I bet he had lice.
Other girl: he's B.A.L.L.A.T.
Other girl: yeah he's bald and ugglier.
Girl: I bet he had lice.
Other girl: he's B.A.L.L.A.T.
B.A.L.L.A.T by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 1, 2022
B.A.L.B Syndrome
B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."
Symptoms include:
Bitching for NO reason
Bitching about LITTLE things
Bitching because they are just a BITCH
Symptoms include:
Bitching for NO reason
Bitching about LITTLE things
Bitching because they are just a BITCH
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?
Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.
Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.
Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!
Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.
Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)
Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.
Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?
Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.
Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.
Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!
Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.
Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)
Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.
B.A.L.B Syndrome by the awesome couple September 23, 2012
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b.a.l.a.d.a by MakaveliMakaveli September 15, 2021
B.a.l.e
coworker: What are you wearing to the holiday office party ?
coworker w/b.a.l.e : Nothing special ; maybe jeans and a festive top.
coworker w/b.a.l.e : *showing up to office party giving Met Gala 2019 vintage glam*
coworkers at party : we should have know her birthday in August
coworker w/b.a.l.e : Nothing special ; maybe jeans and a festive top.
coworker w/b.a.l.e : *showing up to office party giving Met Gala 2019 vintage glam*
coworkers at party : we should have know her birthday in August
I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D
I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020