BØRNS

The best fucking band of tha whole world, just so perfect and addictive it makes your ears bleed glory

-. I need vitamins in my body
+. You need BØRNS

by kxrxm February 23, 2017

Brønsted Relationship

Describes the correlation between degree of attraction and relationship kinetics. When used to describe a precise period within a relationship it indicates the "friends with benefits" zone; when log (attraction) is proportional to log (rate of relationship progression). Unfortunately no Bronsted Relationship lasts forever, hence the "ø." Eventually the linear correlation breaks down when the mechanism of attraction changes as the relationship matures. Also at very high degrees of attraction, the rate may become saturated and become a zero order process. As in both parties are focusing on zero considerations apart from physical intimacy.

Human 1: "Dude; Jack and Rose are all over each other!"
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."

by Big Diggity January 16, 2015

Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.

Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.

by jerkalert January 4, 2015

burns my weave

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.

Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.

by GWIZ December 27, 2013

Dirty Burns

A person who has brown hair and a ginger moustache. Usually seen wearing pink shirts. Dirty Burns indulges in farting regularly around people and excreting faeces around the sides of houses. A Dirty Burns is know to have a bad temper and hates loosing in anything. Excuses are always made when a loss may occur. Always give a Dirty Burns exact change when on a lunch run as they are known to keep all change. Dirty Burns can also be seen dancing like an idiot and going down on upper mangment when requested.

"Where's my change you dirty burns?" "Have you been wearing the same pink shirt for the last 3 weeks?" "Stop complaining about the losing. You know you suck anyway" 'Dirty Ginger Man"

by Douges Mc Douges January 9, 2009

Aiden Burns

Ugly kid, he dont even know how to spell his own damn name. Gets dandruff everywhere. Has never had a girlfriend (never will) Aiden will annoy the shit out of you. he probably picks his nose and snacks on it. Like bro who is this kid??

person: ew look at aiden burns.
person 2: ikr he needs to take a shower.
person: frrrrrrrr

by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020

burnsauce

New slang word first uttered by T-Rex of Dinosaur Comics fame. Similar in meaning to burn, but saucier.

T-Rex: Hey there Utahraptor! Have I ever told you you're a prints among men?

Utahraptor: You have not! And let me just say: thanks, T-Rex!

T-Rex: A 29 cents prints, that is!

Utahraptor: That doesn't even make sense!

T-Rex: Burnsauce!!

by bgroon December 3, 2004