A small, hillbilly town in North Texas, often confused for being part of Lake Worth. This town packed to the brim with racist old people and random white kids trying to talk up their high school with previous urban dictionary terms.
This town is popular for shooting down any tax proposals that will actually better this shit stain of a town because the folk want to “Keep the town small”
In this town there was also a popular chicken fucking rumor (Where a video of a student fucking a chicken was shared around the district) surrounding the tiny high school in town, ruining its reputation for that year, which doesn’t matter because the towns only high school is a broken down cesspool of country students who WILL call any POC a slur.
This town is also known for highly idolizing the High school football team, and celebrating their mascot (that is a stolen jpeg of a green hornet) named “Buzzy”. This town hosts festivals, does bake sales, and only supports the football team like some weird cult. No other school elective or event is supported like this and teachers often have to pay for their own supplies because of everything being spent on a dwindling football team. (R.I.P the schools dying art department and crumbling walls)
So if you see Azle on your road trip, just take in how it looks like any other random small town you drive through, and pray you don’t witness one of the drunk locals from Lynns saloon running in the street straight into your car! Have a nice trip!
This town is popular for shooting down any tax proposals that will actually better this shit stain of a town because the folk want to “Keep the town small”
In this town there was also a popular chicken fucking rumor (Where a video of a student fucking a chicken was shared around the district) surrounding the tiny high school in town, ruining its reputation for that year, which doesn’t matter because the towns only high school is a broken down cesspool of country students who WILL call any POC a slur.
This town is also known for highly idolizing the High school football team, and celebrating their mascot (that is a stolen jpeg of a green hornet) named “Buzzy”. This town hosts festivals, does bake sales, and only supports the football team like some weird cult. No other school elective or event is supported like this and teachers often have to pay for their own supplies because of everything being spent on a dwindling football team. (R.I.P the schools dying art department and crumbling walls)
So if you see Azle on your road trip, just take in how it looks like any other random small town you drive through, and pray you don’t witness one of the drunk locals from Lynns saloon running in the street straight into your car! Have a nice trip!
“The city hall in Azle is proposing a tax raise to help the school get it’s needed repairs”
The town of Azle- “Nah fuck that, keep the town small and get out of my taxes, but we will be okay with the school buying ONE 20,000$+ bus for only the football team to use!”
The town of Azle- “Nah fuck that, keep the town small and get out of my taxes, but we will be okay with the school buying ONE 20,000$+ bus for only the football team to use!”
by Realistically defined August 13, 2022
A Redneck but nice small town with decent high schoolers and one very annoying and very bearish chicken Fucking family named the Lackey. Has good little restaurants and a good High School football team. Not all people are bad unless you get a bad look at it like the Walmart on a Sunday Morning.
Azle has had a bad students from2015-2018 but the newer classes are definitely better and there is not a lot of Drug use as there was before.
by The lackey family f’s Chickens September 24, 2019
by Onegaymemefam April 21, 2018
Misrepresented small town west of fort worth that follows eagle mountain lake. It is commonly mistaken for being part of a trailer park town called pelican bay, due to sharing postal codes. Very under rated. Being only 30 minutes from downtown fort worth. Next to the lake, and country scenery at a lower cost of living than Dfw makes it a great place to call home. Crime rate is lower than other towns in fort worth. But oddly gets a bad reputation.
by What are you talking about August 27, 2019
by What are you talking about August 27, 2019
by Matrr July 29, 2021