Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!
Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"
Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
by Juke Boxx Hero November 22, 2011