Dick's Award 

An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.

1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.

2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!

Dick's Award by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012

S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy 

The Sandy Vag Trophy is given to your buddy/buddies who are acting like little bitches. They are the ones who refuse to drink as much as you or come up with excuses not to drink or have a good time with you and the rest of your pals. Tell them to get the sand out of their pussies and give them the S.V.T.!!!

Dude, you definitely get the S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy (more commonly referred to the SVT) for last night! you barely drank any and you passed out 5 hours before everybody else, you little bitch! Next time power wash the sand from your vag and be a man!

S.V.T. Award or Sandy Vagina Trophy by Eazy-E 47 XLVII February 8, 2010

Coach's Award 

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.

Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!

Coach's Award by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013

People's Choice Award 

The 21st century version of American democracy

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"

People's Choice Award by hodags1966 November 12, 2020

The Racer's Edge Award

A made up Bullshit in Award in Proud Family Season 1 Episode 17. You say you got this award to make your parents proud of you even though the award doesn't exist.

Son/Daughter: I just got the Racer's Edge award at school also can I have 5 bucks?
Mom/Dad: Certainly!!! I can't believe you got a award for school.

The Racer's Edge Award by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

sophie's choice award 

The unfortunate winning decision of an impossibly difficult choice between two unbearable options.

And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.

sophie's choice award by buster3535 July 25, 2014

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge' 

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge' by Special Dan July 12, 2024