avocado hoez

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a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.

pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?

jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.

trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!

smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!

avocado hoez by those two 14 year old bitches March 25, 2007

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avocado hoez

Beya & leez.Best bitches out there, cause they ain't janky like some 14 year old whores.Typically wearing green, and appear to be under the influence of la cocaina.They know how to party.

Brian: iyyye them avocado hoez got it going on!
Jack: they pump it up more than the samuri

avocado hoez by THE BOYZ (we love avocadoez) February 5, 2005

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

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young pup

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

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grebo

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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