Asswohl 

A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.

Wow, what an asswohl

Asswohl by Beaglelove October 31, 2018

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

asswhole by tirtle February 9, 2019

asswhole-itis 

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.

I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p

asswhole-itis by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009

asswhole

noun - Description of a person that reminds you of a whole ass.

Why did you hack my computer?! You asswhole!

asswhole by Jmechy February 24, 2003

AssKohl's

A department store chain whose management practices are questionable to say the least, up to and including the practice of allowing the management's "pets" to work 40 hours a week during the slow season, and giving you 4 hours that same week. Of course, after your 4 hour shift, they generally ask you to stay later to help THEM out.
Expect great things. NOT

Dave-Man, these managers are REAL AssKohl's.

Mike-I heard that, but they make the schedule, man.

AssKohl's by Michael Chojnacki January 10, 2009

asswhole

Someone who is fully, cannot be more assy, or is an ass to the fullest extent. They are wholly an ass.

Me: Man, Zach has been such an asswhole lately.

Natalie: Yeah seriously. I love you.

asswhole by Michael J. Hawk November 17, 2010

AssKohl's

A department store chain whose management practices are questionable to say the least, up to and including the practice of allowing the management's "pets" to work 40 hours a week during the slow season, and giving you 4 hours that same week. Of course, after your 4 hour shift, they generally ask you to stay later to help THEM out.
Expect great things. NOT

Nick-Man, these managers are REAL AssKohl's.

Grant-I heard that, but they make the schedule, man.

AssKohl's by Nick Player January 11, 2009