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assunção 

She will change your life. Such an unique name combines such an unique girl and personality. Loyalty and justice are part of her own values and she’s only surrounded by those who do too have these qualities. She doesn’t like conflicts but piss her off and she will be the first one to kick your butt. Strong and independent, this woman doesn’t take bullshit from anyone, she has a kind heart but she’s no dumb ass.

Last but not least, she’s the most funny and comic woman in her own way. Drunk or not she’s the same..

Take a chance and play no games!
Hello Assunção!
assunção by Elis@91 October 19, 2020
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assunção 

She will change your life. Such an unique name combines such an unique girl and personality. Loyalty and justice are part of her own values and she’s only surrounded by those who do too have these qualities. She doesn’t like conflicts but piss her off and she will be the first one to kick your butt. Strong and independent, this woman doesn’t take bullshit from anyone, she has a kind heart but she’s no dumb ass.

Last but not least, she’s the most funny and comic woman in her own way. Drunk or not she’s the same..

Take a chance and play no games!
Hello Assunção!
assunção by Elis@91 October 19, 2020
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assuncao 

A girl with a skinny cock. Known for not following the bro code and always hoes before bros. But if u want a good time in bed, she is not the girl ur lookin for despite having a phatass.
I brought a girl back to my place but it turned out she was an Assuncao. Got fucked instead RIP
assuncao by StraightMale6969 June 12, 2019
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