Allah AssRape

righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."

Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*

Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best

by slimydorritoballs December 2, 2011

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assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.

how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me

by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 7, 2010

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assrape carravan

A toothpaste for toddlers that'll make mothers smile while they watch their loved ones take a shot in the mouth from a 400 pound japanese rapper

Did you see little maggie get that assrape carravan? I wish someone would give me an assrape carravan. I want to sleep next to an assrpae carravan. I give out assrape carravans daily.

by joaystick December 2, 2007

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