Assnotized 

The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.

“You’ve been staring for a whole minute now. What are you, assnotized?”

Assnotized by skullman2033 September 8, 2020

Assmotize 

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

Assmotize by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

Arnotized 

Defines an object or event that has been rendered more interesting or creative after being touched by a talented and beautiful Canadian artist.

"This office desk is AWESOME!!! The row of rainbow staplers and the pants hanging from the edge are fantastic!"

-I know. It's been Arnotized.

Arnotized by DraGGun January 27, 2011

assmatized 

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

absnotised 

When you're under the influence of a shirtless guy with 6 packs. Generally , you can break the influence with a t-shirt .

I was totally absnotised by my neighbor's gardener. When he put a t-shirt on , I noticed he was ugly in fact.

absnotised by AdInMotion October 14, 2012

Assmorized

To be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous ass.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.

"mmmm... ass..."
"dude, you're Assmorized!"

Assmorized by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004

Assmitized 

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

Assmitized by Thee king May 6, 2025