assmite

Someone who loves to eat ass

Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite

by Tony Sanchez September 21, 2005

assmite

dumb ass

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

by Thee king May 06, 2025