assfault junkies

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

assfault junkies by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010

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Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based sport bike motorcycle club. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear reactor symbol the icon.

The Assfault Junkies are fucking crazy fast!

Assfault Junkies by KneeDownInCinci June 5, 2010

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Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based group known worldwide for their excellent bird watching skills. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear symbol. Often seen commuting to various bird watching locations on their sport bikes

The Assfault Junkies recently opened up their own shop! They have the best bird watching equipment in town!

Assfault Junkies by PinkyThePurpleFartingDinosaur July 26, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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