Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

Assassination Attempt by Techpony September 3, 2012

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Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

Assassination Attempt by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

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Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?

Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."

Assassination Attempt by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

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