Someone who straight up destroys a beat with flows that can't be beat.

Spitting rhymes just like bullets, as to murder the competition.

Mr. Criminal
O.G. 1:Ay, have you heard Mr. Criminal's new C.D.?
O.G. 2:Yeah, that foo is truely the one and only Lyrical Assassin
by Static_Productions February 11, 2010
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Assassination classroom is a show about this creature known as Korosensei, a unknown creature that destroyed about 70% of the moon. Korosensei also wants to destroy the earth a year later but before he does, he wants to teach a class of the middle schoo under achievers. The organization holding him soon allowed him to work at the school and telling the students it is their job to assassinate their teacher within a year to receive a great deal of cash. This, being their only chance to make a name for themselves, they agree and begin trying to murder their teacher while he teaches the students normal everyday subjects.
by Anime Chan 227 May 23, 2016
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An unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
This term was used by Jeff Garlin to describe Larry David in Season 8 of Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression "LOL" is extremely annoying.
Dave - How can I tell Claudia that her breath smells so bad that I can't even give her a ride home after class?
Tim - Jose will take care of that for a bill. He's a social assassin.
by sociasswhole July 28, 2011
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To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.
Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.
by tuchman1 June 25, 2009
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The fake version of the famous clothing brand, Polo Association... most commonly found on the backs of kids who talk a lotta shit.
That wanna be thug James talk too much trash. But his jacket said Polo Assassin
by Dallen-0 Awesome March 9, 2015
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A murderer of another person's swag. This, concurrently, increases the swag of the swag assassin. In addition, if someone in the general area is misusing or abusing their swag, it is the job of the swag assassin to take over their swag. Also, a swag assassin's swag may be so great, that it shuts out everyone else's swag in the general area.
1. Paul's swag was all out of whack last night. I had to turn into the swag assassin

2. Hold on to your swag, the swag assassin is in the building.
by Car.Bon. June 6, 2011
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The sick enjoyment that you get out of killing someone in Assassin's Creed; causing you to ejaculate.
"I had an Assassin's Creedgasm while playing Assassin's Creed and looking at my mold of Sarah's feet."
by The Burning Desire February 19, 2010
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