Assaholeic

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.

Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.

by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 1, 2008

assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

by RESCU May 13, 2009

assoholic bitch

someone who hates the thing you devote yourself to.

Alex is such an assoholic bitch for not liking sonic!

by FuckingHateIMVUads April 19, 2016

assholescent

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole

A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014

assholescent

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.

Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."

by Janwriter June 4, 2010

assholeism

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

Assoholic Bitch

Someone that is addicted to ass, while being a giant bitch. This was first said by the genius Eric Merry

FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC!

by NemyOsel June 23, 2016