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"Ass.com"(ass dot com) is basically an expression used when something is extraordinarily or exceedingly bad. Similar to the phrase "The House" in that it's used to express that not only is something bad, but it is the WORST in relation to anything similar.

(literally pronounced as if you're reading a website titled Ass.com)

"Did you see ___'s braids? I don't know who did her hair, but that shit was Ass.com."

"Aye bro, you need to check out ____'s Soundcloud, I tried to get into his music but it is seriously Ass.com."

ass.com by Waida Wayk November 8, 2021

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ass comment

a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-

1.tapping their ass

2.a picture of boobs

3.or other explicit images

soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.

stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?

dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson

ass comment by its stuart February 14, 2008

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ass comet

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.

When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.

ass comet by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

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ass commando

A person who is a master at commandeering the human anus.

Man that guy who wouldn't sell us those eggs was an ass commando

ass commando by http://timsite.tk June 16, 2004

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Ass Comics

A lower back tattoo, a tramp stamp, etc.

Me: Hey, Tim, aren't you tired of banging the same Old Lady all the time?

Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.

Ass Comics by ML415 December 14, 2010

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ass commander

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

ass commander by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

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ass comet

the act of soiling a carpet by dragging one's ass across it

I have to clean up after my dog's ass comet

ass comet by Eyz June 24, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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