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"Ass.com"(ass dot com) is basically an expression used when something is extraordinarily or exceedingly bad. Similar to the phrase "The House" in that it's used to express that not only is something bad, but it is the WORST in relation to anything similar.

(literally pronounced as if you're reading a website titled Ass.com)
"Did you see ___'s braids? I don't know who did her hair, but that shit was Ass.com."

"Aye bro, you need to check out ____'s Soundcloud, I tried to get into his music but it is seriously Ass.com."
ass.com by Waida Wayk November 8, 2021
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ass comment 

a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-

1.tapping their ass

2.a picture of boobs

3.or other explicit images

soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.
stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?

dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson
ass comment by its stuart February 14, 2008

ass comet 

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.
When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.
ass comet by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

ass commando 

A person who is a master at commandeering the human anus.
Man that guy who wouldn't sell us those eggs was an ass commando

Ass Comics 

Me: Hey, Tim, aren't you tired of banging the same Old Lady all the time?

Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.
Ass Comics by ML415 December 14, 2010

ass commander 

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect
you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander
ass commander by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

ass comet 

the act of soiling a carpet by dragging one's ass across it
I have to clean up after my dog's ass comet
ass comet by Eyz June 24, 2007