ass thumb

A person who is a result of one having a thumb up their ass.
Having 'a thumb up your ass' is lazy but the ass thumb is so lazy that their not even doing anything.

Bob didn't do anything the whole week, what an ass thumb.

by Tom Ladonne September 19, 2008

thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs

bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.

by cumslider February 1, 2024

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

by brando56894 November 20, 2013

Thumb up your ass

(adj.) Not doing what you should be doing, be it at work or in free time. Pls note it can be 'thumb up my/your/his/hers/possessive pronoun's ass" as needed. I just put "your" in the entry title because it's the most common.

Manager bitching at employee at anywhere Wal Mart USA: Yo! Cletus! Stop sitting around with your thumb up your ass and get unpacking those crates.

by Zamboni_fahrer August 5, 2010

Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass

...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.

"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"

by A Lazy Fuck May 1, 2010

Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online

Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion

by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024

ass-thumbing

Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.

Hey, let's go out to the Myrtle and do some ass-thumbing.

by Aaron goodwin July 6, 2014