ass sweats 

When your your ass begins spontaneously sweating, unrelated to heat or exercise. The crack is especially affected.

Mighty fuck, I have the ass sweats, my underwear has reached it's saturation point.

ass sweats by Lethargic Lad November 22, 2003

Ass Sweater 

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

Ass Sweater by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Ass Sweat 

Heavy sweat originating between the ass cheeks.

Look at his pants! He has some major ass sweat happening.

Ass Sweat by The Slater November 4, 2003

Ass sweater 

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

Ass sweater by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

R.E.M. Ass Sweat 

The sweat an individual’a ass produces during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, the deepest state of dreams...

When you wake up after a deep sleep with swamp ass you know youv’ve got REM ass sweat.

Dave: Don’t go in my bed, I get R.E.M. Ass Sweat when I sleep naked, it drips.

Jim: bro I don’t really care, this blanket is really warm

R.E.M. Ass Sweat by Slavid February 17, 2019

ass sweat 

Of the many things that come out of a boy, this is the most delicious

I spent the evening licking up his delicious ass sweat.

ass sweat by Exc March 14, 2004

Sweat Ass 

Not to be confused with Swamp Ass, Sweat Ass occurs when someone forces a sweaty state of the ass. Similar to Swamp Ass, if not treated, Sweat Ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.

Johnny was riding down the road when he noticed that Trent had turned on his heated leather seats. His ass was dripping with sweat. "Thanks for the sweat ass," he told Trent.

Sweat Ass by cornbread247 December 12, 2019