think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
by jim May 07, 2005
The putrid blend of unwiped ass and sweat forming a sticky, smelly paste characterized by a horrendous odor, an unfresh feeling, and skid marks which are impossible to remove, rendering underwear permanently soiled.
by scottiboi November 02, 2009
by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 14, 2018
one who looks like they should be blessed with a phatty but then they turn around and it looks like a crack in an eggshell
by Zebra Cakess December 07, 2016
the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P
warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*
person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .
*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:
person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .
*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:
by taytaytheterminator April 10, 2011
by OG_Savage23 July 28, 2023