ass paste
think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
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shit fart ass paste by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018
asspaste
The pastey shit you take after eating mexican or indian food. Sometime collets on back of toilets and takes many many flushes to be washed away..sometimes also taking many many showers to be washed away from your in betweens.
asspaste by emoney1234 December 25, 2007
Asspaste
Crude form of Pâte Âne, which is known in elite circles as a creme cleansing substance to be used with a brush over a bidet. These products are offered by a few jet set mail order companies and often available through the concierge desk at 5 star hotels. A French chef reportedly manufactured the first product for this purpose around 1890, but was unable to market it effectively and folded the company. Interest in such a product returned among upper-class sportsmen in the mid-nineteenth century, and the use of this substance is said to have become popular with the Dundee and Perth Polo Club of Scotland to help minimize swelling. It is now considered a luxury reserved for aristocrats and celebrities.
Guest:
Pardon me concierge, do you have any Colla Asino brand Pâte Âne?
Concierge:
I do apologize sir... to what are you referring? I'm not familiar.
Guest:
Pâte Âne.. you know... Asspaste.
Concierge:
Why yes sir, we have Longhorn brand Anal Pate. Would you also be interested in our brushing service? Our specialist has a spot open in his schedule in an hour.
Pardon me concierge, do you have any Colla Asino brand Pâte Âne?
Concierge:
I do apologize sir... to what are you referring? I'm not familiar.
Guest:
Pâte Âne.. you know... Asspaste.
Concierge:
Why yes sir, we have Longhorn brand Anal Pate. Would you also be interested in our brushing service? Our specialist has a spot open in his schedule in an hour.
Asspaste by confused robot July 16, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.