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ass-pulled number (APN) 

An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.
Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."

Kicking ass and taking numbers 

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.
He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

asscumber 

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...
I said take the next left, you asscumber!
asscumber by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

assnumbers 

Numbers made up for a particular example that have no meaning beyond being placeholders for the given example. That is, numbers which have been pulled "out of your ass".
"This example shows how the cache lines are organized, but all these addresses are assnumbers."
assnumbers by Mr Punch December 18, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026