ass munch

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

by Pat N April 17, 2003

ass munch

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.

by NB March 12, 2003

ass munch

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass munch."

by x January 22, 2003

ass munch

a person who is jackassing or being a dumbass, an ass muncher, or a retard

Get off me you ass munch!

by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

ass munch

Verb - to perform the act of eating out someone's asshole. Also known as salad tossing.

Once in a while I like to get freaky and ass munch my ole lady.

by Ceefine March 1, 2004

ass munch

PRICK wjo eats ass for a living.

newman you fu*king ass munch!

by ashley brooke May 11, 2004

ass munch

n.
A looser tring to be cool.

Girl1: did you see who that looser kid was tring to hang out with today?
Girl2: ya. what an ass munch...

by Lord Fartsalot April 21, 2006