ass munch 

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

ass munch by Pat N April 17, 2003

ass munch 

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.

ass munch by NB March 12, 2003

ass munch 

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass munch."

ass munch by x January 22, 2003

Ass Munch 

1)He/she who places lips on another's anal hole and vacuums the shit into their mouth.
2)A total let down of a human being who brings people down.
3)An annoying twat who thinks they are highly intelligent because they use long words to promote their retarded values.

1)"Hey, get my shit out yo mouth, Ass Munch!"
2)"Man, you a fucking let down Ass Munch ,hope you choke on my shit"
3)"Wow, you use big words, even though you look to have been Hitlered, man I'm glad I'm not an ass munch like you!"

Ass Munch by Top Dog Ryan September 28, 2005

ass munch 

a person who is jackassing or being a dumbass, an ass muncher, or a retard

Get off me you ass munch!

ass munch by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

ass munch 

Verb - to perform the act of eating out someone's asshole. Also known as salad tossing.

Once in a while I like to get freaky and ass munch my ole lady.

ass munch by Ceefine March 1, 2004

ass munch 

PRICK wjo eats ass for a living.

newman you fu*king ass munch!

ass munch by ashley brooke May 11, 2004