Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.

Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸

Ass Minute by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025

fat ass minute 

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.

Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.

fat ass minute by Dani2yung December 10, 2014

5 Minute Ass Bitch 

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

5 Minute Ass Bitch by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020

ass minutes 

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

ass minutes by Fickie April 21, 2018

ass minutes 

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

ass minutes by walletbro May 7, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020