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The result of consuming sodexo food.
I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.
by RobIcarus September 09, 2013
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an extended realease of flatulence from the anus that sounds like a jumbo jet taking off
Yo kid, you totally just assjetted yourself after that huge bowl of chili.

Yo, that was a huge assjet. It stinks.
by Simmons and Nunez February 12, 2008
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