The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009
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1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.
Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.
-Noun
1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.
Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.
by afloat.ca July 12, 2010
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1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.
2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.
2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.
by kris April 20, 2005
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Get the ass factory mug.someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.
by Stacky August 27, 2003
Get the rat faced ass factory mug.1. someone who sucks so much rim, that one is forced to refer to him/her as an ass factory (usually from Boston, MA).
2. a manufacturing facility which produces large quantities of ass.
i.e. a New England Patriots fan
2. a manufacturing facility which produces large quantities of ass.
i.e. a New England Patriots fan
Josh: Did you see that New England Patriots game last Sunday?
Weave: Why, as a matter of fact, I did Josh. Did you happen to notice Tom "I'm a little teapot" Brady giving rim-jobs on the sideline while the defense was on the field?
Josh: I most certainly did. Tom Brady is an ass factory.
Weave: Hahahahaha, he sure is Josh.
Weave: Why, as a matter of fact, I did Josh. Did you happen to notice Tom "I'm a little teapot" Brady giving rim-jobs on the sideline while the defense was on the field?
Josh: I most certainly did. Tom Brady is an ass factory.
Weave: Hahahahaha, he sure is Josh.
by SteelerJav May 30, 2006
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by toughkitty April 8, 2005
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