A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.
Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."
by Jason Piche December 2, 2005
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A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.

Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.
The Fonz always wore his hair in a Duck's Ass on Happy Days.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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A person whom you date or are associate with that you are ashamed and/or embarrass to bring around your normal friends or family forcing you to duck or dodge them when you drive by. Most Duck ass people are jobless, wannabe gangsters that use women to pay their bills and drive their cars.
Is Katie still dating that duck-ass nigga from her job?

Kelly: Why do I get hurt by these guys? They just use me!
Jim: Cause you are attracted to duck-ass people.
by dragonlp2004 September 25, 2010
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Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.
Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+
by Fredo May 20, 2004
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A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.

Also called a D.A.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
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