ass booger 

see "dingle berry"

I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!

ass booger by bait April 1, 2004

ass booger 

A small piece of shit that gets stuck under your finger nail and you smell it and say that's a "DANK ASS BOOGER!"

Jeffy:" I need help. I've got an ass booger stuck in my finger nail. i need someone to sniff it out."
Cody: "Let me get a sniff."

ass booger by YurrStepDad April 8, 2020

Ass booger 

Someone with aspergers syndrome who uses their diagnosis to take advantage of situations and people. All around fuck boy who thinks he does no wrong in his eyes but no one can stand. Whine about the stupidest little thing and defend their least important trait to the death only because they are confused about life. They can be munipulated very easily for entertainment puposes because thats the only way one can toletate them. They mooch off their mom for everything from their house payment to their iphone and internet. But claim they have money saved. Will even use their mom's credit card to buy someone's groceries in exchange for things they shouldn't be buying. Some people also call them Sizemore's or Liesmore's. Avoid these assboogers at all costs.

Sizemore is such an ass booger! He needs to clean up his act and quit acting like an ass booger 24/7.

Ass booger by giggies063 February 14, 2017

Ass booger 

A crap/shit/fecies/poop.

Man, I've got an ass booger that's been waiting to get out since 9 AM, I don't think I can clench it in anymore.

Ass booger by Sir Kinky Doodle April 26, 2010

ASS BOOGER 

A LITTLE TURD STUCK IN YOUR BUTT

I HAVE A TRAPPED ASS BOOGER

ASS BOOGER by anonymous September 24, 2020

ass boogers 

Poop you see on your finger when you stick your finger in your butt and take it out.

Ass boogers are on my finger. It smells gross.

ass boogers by feggbzherhare May 27, 2021

Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.

Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"

Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011