jive ass bastard 

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.

Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.

jive ass bastard by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009

Prick Ass Bastard 

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!

That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.

Prick Ass Bastard by pstage August 4, 2007

ass bastard 

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.

George W. Bush is a real ass bastard.

ass bastard by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008

Ass-Bastard 

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

Ass-Bastard by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008

lame ass bastard 

a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves

pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker

lame ass bastard by jimmy the pric May 21, 2005

Ass Bastard Fuck 

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.

Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.

Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.

ASS BASTARD FUCK!

Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.

I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!

Ass Bastard Fuck by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004

ass bastard 

Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.

The ass bastard slept with his ex wife's new step daughter!

ass bastard by Dody Bush December 11, 2008