Ass

The big fat disgusting hairy thing just below your back that hot chicks grab when they're horny and want a piece of you. Guys grab chicks asses too if they're pervs, which I'm not. But this is retarded and I love the urban dictionary. Why the hell are you even looking this up you frickin dumbass. O ya, a butt has two cheeks, usually covered in cellulite and that kinda crap, and it has a butthole, which has a sphincter and all that awesome stuff. You take a shit out of it. Now go get a life and read something useful

Bob was so horny that he grabbed Shila's beautifully shaped ass.

by Freddyteddy May 29, 2008

Assed

|ast|
verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

by Hovey October 12, 2008

ASSed

Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud

Person 1: I ASSed so hard in the library when you sent me that meme haha
Person 2: Lmao nice

by Carwreck-Horse February 11, 2019

Asse

means ask

Can I asse u wen u comin to ma house.

by Allahatopia November 25, 2018

ASS

it be a donkey you horny fuck

person 1: hey look at dat ASS
person 2: dat be a donkey
person 1: yeah... ASS

by AssLicker8497 May 27, 2019

Ass

ass...
Ass...a body part/pice connected to the rest of whole body.....

Ass...a part/piece of any object thats connected to the rest of the whole object....

Ass...a piece/part of an object connected to the whole object

Get ur ass in the car...and put that ass seatbelt on

by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017

Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.

Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019