Asphalt Kingz

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) is the motherfucking gang.

Asphalt Kingz (Ak) the gang bitch.

by Akbishh February 14, 2021

Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.

Trim your hairy asphalt.

by Hairyanus July 18, 2015

Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 August 1, 2023

Georgia asphalt

Georgia asphalt

You look like Georgia asphalt

by Marmalade1001 November 21, 2022

asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley April 11, 2016

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017