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A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.

Armpit sex may also be referred to as armpit fucking, pit fucking, putting one's dick in a headlock, or the pocket of paradise (referring to the armpit).

*Disclaimer: Be careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

1. "Yo, I got a mad rash from getting pit fucked last night."

2. Carrie was on the rag so she and Matt had to resort to armpit sex for a few days.

armpit sex by C. Beezy September 29, 2008

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armpit sex

A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.

*Be extremely careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

1. Carrie was on the rag so she and Matt had to resort to armpit sex for a few days.

2. "Yo, I got a mad rash from getting pit fucked last night."

armpit sex by C. Beezy October 8, 2008

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Armpit sex

the act of a guy rubbing his penis in someone's armpit

guy 1: so I had armpit sex last night

Guy 2: EWWW you sicko!

Armpit sex by IHaveHeart February 8, 2010

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arm pit sex

when you insert the penis into a persons armpit region.

"the sweat and hair from the arm pit sex was to overwhelming that i cummed in the hair, making it funny and more slippery!"

"hey dad, why not some father-son quality time,lets play baseball,sorry son no baseball today,lets try arm pit sex instead i heard you get the same work out and a LOAD of fun!"

arm pit sex by coon_slayer May 13, 2005

arm pit sex

when a woman makes love to your arm pit.

young hollywood ho started on my arm pit licking, and kissing in middle on my arm pit. When a girl really loves your arm pit sex kinda turns you on, makes U feel like laying on the beach.

warm sand over your toes nice warm kissy arm pit sex nice safe sex. PS put on mexican shorts

arm pit sex by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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