arendelle air 

a shitty airline that delays constantly, operates a very obsolete fleet and has had too many crashes. Their fleet currently consists of 10 Tu-134s, 6 IL-62s, 3 747-100s and 20 707-330s. I swear I even saw a de Havilland comet among their fleet when I visited there this summer. Don’t fly them.

arendelle air holds the record for the most delays and crashes. I blame Elsa for cutting costs and insisting on leasing a fleet of obsolete death chambers. Norwegian weather isn’t a problem for A330s or 737s. They land at arendelle airport all the time. At least Ryanair will get u to the iconic city from frozen for just 20 quid. I flew over in one of their 707s and it was horrific. Thought the plane was gonna fall apart mid flight. Immediately booked a Ryanair return. The city itself is wonderful but the airline is so bad it’s a wonder it’s not gone out of business.

arendelle air by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 15, 2025

arendelle air 

An airline that used to have old, beat up tupolevs and Boeings. However they’ve improved drastically and now have a few A350s and 777s in their fleet. The last crash was in 1976 involving an Il-62. All their old planes are now freighters.

arendelle air is now as good as BA or AF.

arendelle air by smoking & vaping is for losers September 15, 2025

arendelle air 

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

arendelle air by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 17, 2025

Arendelle Air 

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at Arendelle Air. I despaired when I saw a DC-8-63 arrive into the gate. They only used the front doors for boarding and it took ages for everyone to board. I booked a window seat, only for the window to be blank because they couldn’t be bothered to replace it. When I arrived at my hotel room in the iconic city from frozen, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now arendelle refuse to compensate me for it, those assholes.

Arendelle Air by smoking & vaping is for losers September 24, 2025