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arcumvent 

v. the act of one, when in a seated position, having to bend uncomfortably forward (or to the side) to avoid the incessant coughing and resultant flying of mucus from hitting the back of one's neck. This is a maneuver used for one to passive-aggressively confront rude people seated behind him/her who don't or won't sickline or cover their mouth. Maneuver is particularly effective when used in conjunction with a hooded garment, although it can cause back/neck pain/spasms after prolonged use.
"The person behind me in class was coughing so loud that I had to arcumvent forward so I could hear the professor and not get snot/spit/mucus on the back of my neck! My back is KILLING me now! Next time I see this person there are gonna be cocksequences!"
arcumvent by Jake Stebel October 2, 2009
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Any person of the Arab race who do the least amount of work possible and still achieve their over-the-top goals which are higher than any other race's.
Aly, the Arabum, did absolutly no preperation work and still qualified for the National Tournament.
Arabum by smatrsie April 19, 2010

arcrumptious

that was such a scrumptious arcrumptious meal
arcrumptious by brxndy November 9, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016