april 19

give your best friend a grilled cheese on this day

me: i want a grilled cheese
lillian: ok
me: i am lactose intolerant
lillian: what about it? it’s april 19. it’s only right

by cheesetouch April 18, 2020

april 19

hanker confirmation day

on april 19, we’re getting lost

by hananananana April 19, 2021

april 19

anyone born on this day deserves to get dick down !

someone: Hey Tina wyd on April 19?

Tina: It’s my birthday ! i’m getting dicked down!

by tinaisgettingdickdown November 6, 2019

April 19

April 19 is national sleep at school day.

Teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
Student: It’s April 19, so we get to sleep at school

by National _____ day maker October 30, 2019

April 19

April 19 is National Grab Your Homie’s Balls day

P1: hey homie it’s April 19, you know what that means
P2: no
P1 grabs P2’s balls

by The gooch bandit April 9, 2020

April 19

The day that the most beautiful, smart, amazing, and nicest girl was born. If you know this girl or are able to be around her, you are the luckiest person in the entire world. Her smile will light up the room when she walks in.

Guy: when is your birthday?
Girl: April 19th
Guy: I am graced by your presence

by Big-oz March 26, 2020

April 19

My birthday is April 19th

On April 19th i’m having a birthday party!

by ugly ho April 14, 2019