apple shit 

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.

1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting

apple shit by saveriox March 4, 2007

Shit Apple 

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”

Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."

Shit Apple by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007

shit apple 

Some one who is being annoying or you dont like very much

"shut up, your a shit apple"

shit apple by Nikkuh January 4, 2006

(shit and apple butter) 

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.

I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

(shit and apple butter) by Susan Bosworth-Quinlan January 2, 2009

Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

Apple Shits by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

Apple Shits

A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.

A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."

Apple Shits by The Unnamed Victim June 17, 2010

Apple Shitter

Where you jam her ass full of apple sauce and proceed to eat it like an apple fritter.

Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."

Apple Shitter by Dincoln May 19, 2025