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Applesaurus 

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.
There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up
Applesaurus by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012
The biggest kind of a jerk. A walking idiot who has no idea of the idiocy they spout. An offensive person of the first order and highest degree.
He is such an anusaurus.
anusaurus by Bubble Head Bob August 18, 2013

Puke-asaurus rex 

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.
"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."
Puke-asaurus rex by Wwhitn January 22, 2008

sex-asaurus

A large person used for sexual pleasuring. Synonoms: Easy, Loose, Pro bono prostitute
Monica Lewinsky is a sex-asaurus.
sex-asaurus by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003

Fatass-Asaurus 

An INCREDIBLY fat person.
Such a fatass that they are as big as a dinosaur.
Jennifer waddled down the hallway and almost rolled it. 'Fatass-asaurus.' Bill muttered at her.
Fatass-Asaurus by XelaxXxaleX March 17, 2009
add it to the end of anything to give emphasis that this person does it too much or too anything

Or at the end of a name to show how big they are

Rex is also added to the end to give more emphasis
I was yak-asaurus-rex last night, don't remember much.

Do you know Craig-asaurus? That niggaz huge.
asaurus by Jizzo Fortanel July 22, 2009